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Truisms

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when
you're in deep water.
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Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not
have had a very exciting youth.
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How come it takes so little time for a child who
is afraid of the dark to become a teen-ager who
wants to stay out all night?
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Business conventions are important because they
demonstrate how many people a company can operate
without.
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel
younger than everyone else looks?
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
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No one has more driving ambition than the boy
who wants to buy a car.
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There are no new sins....the old ones just get
more publicity.
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There are worse things than getting a call for a
wrong number at 4AM. It could be a right number.
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Think about this..... No one ever says "It's
only a game" when their team is winning.
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How come we choose from just two people for
president and 50 for Miss America?
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Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness
will make him wag his tail.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't
live long enough to make them all yourself.
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One of the quickest ways for a young man to fail
in life is to work so hard the boss will think he's
after his job.
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A backyard barbecue draws two things....flies
and relatives.
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The nicest thing about the future is that it
always starts tomorrow.
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If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably
don't have any sense at all.
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Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
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You know you're old when you reach down to get
the wrinkles out of your panty hose and realize you
aren't wearing any.
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I've reached the age where the happy hour is a
nap.