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The Bad Yahoo Messenger Smileys!
4 katholische Muetter (deutsch)
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<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A: A woman that won't do what she's told. Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease? A: You make new friends every day. Q: What's the difference between men and hogs? A: A hog won't spend 20 bucks on drinks just so he can f*ck some pig. Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A: She gagged. Q: How do you know if you have an overbite? A: If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit. Q: What do fat women and mopeds have in common? A: They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see either one. Q: How do the Greeks separate the men from the boys? A: With a crow bar. Q: Why did Michael Jackson send $50,000 to "Boys to Men"? A: He thought it was an escort agency. Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex? A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q: Why do lawyers wear such tight collars? A: So their foreskin doesn't go up over their head. Q: What does a woman do with her asshole while she's having a F*ck? A: She leaves him home. Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat? A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you. Q: Why did the gay man think his lover was cheating on him? A: Because he came home shit faced. Q: What did the necrophiliac pedophile say when he couldn't come in to work? A: I'm sorry, I'm feeling a little stiff. Q: What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A: A thief. Q: Why don't you run over a black man riding a bicycle? A: Chances are that it's your bicycle. Q: How many Italians does it take to grease a car? A: Just one--if you hit him right. Q: Did you hear about the man who was half-Jewish and half-Italian? A: He made himself an offer he couldn't understand. Q: What's the smallest hotel known to man? A: A cunt--you leave your bags outside. Q: What's the worst thing for a straight guy to ask in a gay bar? A: Would you please push my stool in? Q: What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A: A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again. Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common? A: They've each got about one chance in ten million of ever becoming a human being. Q: How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to say bingo. Q: What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night? A: A new last name. Q: What does a woman and a postage stamp have in common? A: You lick 'em, stick 'em and send them on their way. Q: What do you call three blacks in a jacuzzi? A: Gorilla's in the Mist Q: What do you call an Ethiopian bunkbed? A: Venetian blinds. Q: Why are they using blacks instead of laboratory rats in experiments now? A: They breed faster and you don't get so attached to them. Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains. Q: What is the only thing wrong with 5 blacks going off a cliff in a Cadillac? A: The car holds 6. Q: Why do Christians have children? A: Instant friends. Q: Why do women have legs? A: Have you seen the mess that slugs make? Q: What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls? A: Sparky. Q: Why did God make man first? A: He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder. Q: Why don't Irish women use vibrators? A: It chips their teeth. Q: What's the definition of frenzy? A: Two blind lesbians walking through a fish market. Q: How does a woman know when her husband is losing interest? A: When his favorite sexual position is "next door." Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march? A: An auctioneer. Q: Why did Wacko Jacko become a father? A: Self sufficiency. Q: How do you know you've had a good blowjob? A: When you have to pull six inches of bed sheets out of your ass. Q: What's the new and politically correct name for Lesbian? A: Vagitarian. Q: What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo, everybody yells, "ride them suckers!" ------------------------------------------------------- Lin Wilson
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