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He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it." She said, "You wear pants don't you?"
He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?" She said, "Turn sideways & look in the
mirror!"
On a wall in a ladies room, "My husband follows me
everywhere." Written just below it said, "I do not."
Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two
cases of beer.
What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds
mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't
know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come
home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home,
see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God
says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man
says. "Why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she
would love you."
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