There was a little boy who was 6 years old and he was
really curious like other kids of his same age.
He had been listening to adult people talking about
relationships and he wondered about that, so he decided to ask to his mother.
The mother was really impressed as a result of the question and she didn’t
know what to answer.
Then she told him that if he wanted to know about relationship he
should hide behind the living’s curtains and watch to her
sister while she was with her boyfriend.
The following morning the little boy explained to his
mother what he had seen:
"My sister and her boyfriend sat down and chatted for
a while. Then he turned off all the lights and
started to hold her and kiss her. I think that she was sick because her face turned very strange. The boyfriend
must think the same because he put his hand under her
shirt in order to feel her heart, but I think he had troubles to find it. I also think she was sick
because there was a moment when both of then couldn’t
breath very. He might have cold in his right hand so he put
it under my sister’s dress.
Then she turned worse
because she started to move through the whole sofa.
After she had got fever!!!!! I know that because she
said she was hot and she couldn’t help it any.
After a while I found out why my sister felt sick:
There was a huge maggot inside the trousers of my sister’s.
He caught it with his hands in order to prevent that the maggot run away.
When my sister saw it she scared too
much. She really opened her eyes and said that it was
the biggest, that she hadn’t seen something so big.
She got angry and tried to kill. She bitted its head.
Suddenly she made a strange noise and let the maggot
down. Then she caught it with her two hands to catch in a
better way.
Meanwhile, her boyfriend was opening a box
and toke out something made of. Then he put it over
the maggot’s head. She lie down and opened her legs like scissors. She
wanted to kill it with all her strength. Her
boyfriend help her to press the hug maggot and then a big fight
started. My sister started to jump and scream like a crazy
woman, she could have broken the sofa. In that moment I knew that they were going to kill it
together.
After a while they stopped all movements
and sighed because they were really tired after such battle.
My sister’s boyfriend stood up. I was pretty sure that
the maggot was died because there was a white liquid
all over my sister’s body, I suppose that it was its
brain. They were both really exhausted.
Then they stared to kiss each other to celebrate, but
while they were doing that the maggot appeared
again!!!!
It was alive!!!!!!
Luckily my sister saw it and she attacked it really
soon. This time my sister sat down over her boyfriend.
After some minutes of fighting they managed to kill it.
This time was a fact because her boyfriend toke
out its skin and dumped it through the toilet.
I think that maggots have seven lives like cats and
relationships are very dangerous."
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