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So one night, the farmer gets drunk.
He grabs his wife's tits and says,
"If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows."
He then grabs her butt and says,
"If this could give eggs,
we could get rid of the chickens."
The wife grabs the farmer's dick and
says,
"And if this stayed hard, we could get rid of your brother!"
HEAD AND SHOULDERS
The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst
dandruff."
Her friend says, "You should
give him Head and Shoulders."
The blonde thinks for a minute and
replies -
"how do you give shoulders?"
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