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A Texan, a Yankee and a Mexican are
in a bar one night having a beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "Up north our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one
twice."
The Mexican, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his knife and wacks the glass to pieces.
He says "In Meheeco, we have so mush sand to make the
glasses that we don need to drink out of the same glass twice neither."
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Yankee and the Mexican.
He says "In Texas we have so many Yankees and Mexicans
that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
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