A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst
into laughter.
When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my
own funeral - I'm a gynecologist."
At that point, the proctologist fainted.
