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A middle-aged guy bought a brand new Mercedes
convertible SL500.
He took off down the road, pushed it up to 90 mph, and was really
enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
This is great he thought and accelerated to an even greater speed.
But then he looked in his rear view mirror and there was a police car
behind him, blue lights flashing.
"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and
he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 130 mph to escape
being stopped.
Then he thought, "What the heck am I doing? I'm too old for this
kind of thing."He pulled over to the side of the road and waited
for the police car to catch up with him.
The policeman pulled up behind the Mercedes and walked
up to the driver's side.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch,
"my shift ends in a few minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If
you can give me a good reason why you were speeding, that I have never
heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the policeman and said, "Last
week, my wife ran off with a policeman and I thought you were bringing
her back."
The police officer said,
"Have a nice day."
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