Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss
I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and
my legs hurt.
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When
I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try
that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say
and feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
