A
high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final
exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being
there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but
that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student shakes her head, and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other
hand."
It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order....
