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Divorcing after 45 years an elderly Indian man in Leicester
calls his son in
New York
and says,
"I
hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;
forty-five years of misery is enough!"
"Pop,
what are you talking about?" The son screams.
"We
can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're
sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
your sister in
Chicago
and tell her!"
Frantic,
the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like
heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She
calls
Leicester
immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting
divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother
back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The
old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he
says,
...............
"They're
coming for Diwali and paying their own travel fare." !!!!!
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