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Fart Football
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes
the man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over
and says, "What in the world was that?" The man replied,
"It's fart football."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie
score." After about five minutes the man farts again and says,
"Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown,
tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeakier and
says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure's on and refusing to get beat by a woman, he strains
real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable,
he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he craps in
the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"
The man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."
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