On
a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're
#1 in the #2 business."
************************** Sign
over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr.
Jones, at your cervix."
************************** At
a Proctologist's door
"To
expedite your visit please back in."
************************** On
a Plumber's truck:
"We
repair what your husband fixed."
************************** On
a Plumber's truck:
"Don't
sleep with a drip. Call yourplumber."
************************** Pizza
Shop Slogan:
"7
days without pizza makes one weak."
************************** At
a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite
us to your next blowout."
************************** On
a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello.
Can we pick your nose?"
************************** At
a Towing company:
"We
don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
************************** On
an Electrician's truck:
"Let
us remove your shorts."
************************** In
a Nonsmoking Area:
"If
we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
**************************
On
a Maternity Room door: "Push.
Push. Push."
************************** At
an Optometrist's Office "If
you don't see what you're looking for,you've come to the right
place."
************************** On
a Taxidermist's window:
"We
really know our stuff."
************************** In
a Podiatrist's office:
"Time
wounds all heels."
************************** On
a Fence:
"Salesmen
welcome! Dog food is expensive."
************************** At
a Car Dealership:
"The
best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
************************** Outside
a Muffler Shop:
"No
appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
************************** In
a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be
back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
************************** At
the Electric Company:
"We
would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However,
if you don't, you will be."
************************** In
a Restaurant window:
"Don't
stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
************************** In
the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive
carefully. We'll wait." **************************
At
a Propane Filling Station,
"Tank
heaven for little grills."
************************** And
don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best
place in town to take a leak."
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