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A girl once was confessing to a
priest......
Girl: "Forgive me father for I Have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of the bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of the
bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of
the bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of
the bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off
her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of
the bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my
you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you
know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no Reason
to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A
BITCH!!!"
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