A husband and wife are waiting at
the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them
after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded
and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man
and says to him: "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the
end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!"
The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end
of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus, so shut the fuck
up!!!!"