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BEHIND
EVERY
SUCCESSFUL
WOMAN
IS HERSELF
A
WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
COFFEE,
CHOCOLATE,
MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH
DON'T
TREAT ME ANY
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN
I'M
OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN
WARNING:
I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT
OF
COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
DO
NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILLNOT
WIN
ALL
STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE
I
CAN
BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE
HOW
CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T
GO AWAY?
DON'T
UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES
And
last but not least:
IF
YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
Send
this to your friends
and brighten their day!
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