An old man, a boy
and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the
old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who
remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was
riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they
changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he
makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would
walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk
when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to
put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were
probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he
fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass
good-bye!
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