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Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman
were
sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American
pressed
his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at
him
questioningly. "That was my pager" he said,
"I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow
lifted his
palm to his ear. When he finished he explained,
"That was my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be
outdone he
decided he had to do something just as impressive. He
stepped
out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned
with a
piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The
others raised
their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman finally
said------
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a
fax."
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